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    November 13

    The Haiku of W

    This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush.  These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.  A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share.
     
    MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
    I think we all agree, the past is over.
    This is still a dangerous world.
    It's a world of madmen and uncertainty And potential mental losses
    Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning?
    Will the highways of the Internet Become more few?
    How many hands have I shaked?
    They misunderestimate me.
    I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
    I know that the human being And the fish can coexist.
    Families is where our nation finds hope, Where our wings take dream.
    Put food on your family!
    Knock down the tollbooth!
    Vulcanize society!
    Make the pie higher!
    I am the Decider!
     
     
     
    (Pass this on.  Help cure mad Cowboy disease before the next election!)
    November 12

    The 100 Mile Diet

    Some of you may have heard of this by now. The daughter of a friend of mine recently had a 100 Mile Lunch day at her school to make kids more aware of where their food is coming from. Check out the website of this group in Vancouver, Canada.

    The 100-mile Diet
    http://100milediet.org/home/
    "When the average North American sits down to eat, each ingredient has typically traveled at least 1,500 miles from farm to plate. That's a total disconnection from where our food is coming from. What would it be like to eat locally for one year? We drew a 100-mile circle around our home in Vancouver, Canada. The 100-Mile Diet was born."

    http://100milediet.org/getting-started-guide/

    The 100-Mile Index provides a statistical snapshot of our world’s globalized food system. The numbers are fascinating, troubling, funny and sometimes, just plain strange. Have a read and send them to a friend. Help grow this movement.

    • Minimum distance that North American produce typically travels from farm to plate, in miles: 1,500
    • Number of Planet Earths’ worth of resources that would be needed if every person worldwide lived like the average North American: 8
    • Planets saved if all of those people ate locally: 1
    • Ratio of minutes spent preparing food by English consumers who buy ready-made foods versus traditional home-cooking: 1:1
    • Estimated number of plant species worldwide with edible parts: 30,000
    • Number of species that currently provide 90 percent of the world’s food: 20
    • Share of each U.S. consumer food dollar that returned to the farmer in 1910, in cents: 40
    • Share that returned to the farmer in 1997, in cents: 7
    • Ratio of prisoners to farmers in the U.S. population: 5:2
    • Percentage of fresh vegetables eaten in Hanoi, Vietnam, that are grown in the city: 80
    • Percentage of all tomatoes in U.S. that are harvested while green : 80
    • Major river dams constructed to irrigate California, now the world’s number five agricultural producer: 1,200

    Eating locally is not only good for the environment, it supports the local economy. Check out the website for tips on putting this plan into action, and consider hosting a 100 Mile Thanksgiving this year.

    Ciao and Chow!

    October 27

    The Audacity of Hope

    I struggle with feelings of inadequacy most of the time in regards to the job I'm doing as a mother. I wish I could provide more for my children. I wish I had more time to spend with them. I wonder what issues they will struggle with because they have grown up without a father, and I worry more that they will struggle to find their identities as black men, identities I cannot give them.
     
    So, I suppose at times I push them too hard. We don't have money. My boys can't win over and influence friends with cool, expensive toys. Mom doesn't have a big house or fancy cars in the driveway. Since they have no option of greasing someone's palm to get what they want, it means my sons need to be intelligent. There's no room here for messing around. They need to have integrity, make themselves useful, and push themselves harder than their well-to-do friends. They need to conduct themselves as gentlemen, be polite, and treat others as they wish to be treated. They need to be memorable because of their character, not because of their family lineage, and they need to be rich in personality because their pockets are usually empty.
     
    And I suppose I force these responsibilities upon them in the hope that they will go on to create better lives for themselves than I have been able to provide.
     
    I saw a statistic once which stated that 80% of the world's population remains in the same socio-economic class throughout their lifetime. If you are born into a poor family, the odds are great that you will live and die in the same poverty as your parents.
     
    And yet, I hope for better for my children.
     
    And so, as I stood in line ten days ago to purchase my $5 ticket to see Barack Obama's speech at Benaroya Hall, I made a decision to spend ten extra dollars and drag my sons along with me. It would be good for them, I thought. There has been a lot of hype surrounding the young Senator from Illinois these days, but my decision was not based on media hype or politics.
     
    I have been reading Senator Obama's first book, Dreams From My Father. It is his autobiography, and chronicles his struggle with belonging to two different worlds. In it he writes about the intersections and collisions of his white and black cultures, and thus, his belonging to neither.
     
    As most of us know by now, Barack Obama is the son of a black Kenyan father and a white American mother. His father was largely absent from his life. He grew up, living in Indonesia and Hawaii as a child, and went on to attend Occidental College in Los Angeles and later Columbia University in New York City. After college, he moved to Chicago for the measly sum of $12,000 a year to work as a community organizer, then proceeded to Harvard Law School, worked as a civil rights attorney, and then on to politics. Since he did not have a trust fund, he paid off his student loans with money from this first book.
     
    But again, it was not Senator Obama's career path or politics that I was drawn to. As I read his first book, I found myself imagining my sons in his shoes. When Barack Obama wrote about attending a private school, and kids touching his hair out of curiosity, I was reminded of conversations I have had with my 12-year-old son.
     
    Last year, my son attended a public elementary school where only 2% of the student population is African American. While my son is a very outgoing, charismatic child, with a lot of white friends and teachers who love him, I saw him struggle to find role models and peers with whom he could relate. He was drawn to the usual rap artists and athletes, but what bothered me more was the tendency he developed to cheer on ANY individual simply because of the color of his/her skin. I saw him searching for a shade of brown closely related to his own that he could emulate. For example, when he was watching 'Amazing Race' on television, he picked the African American couple to win just because they were black, but he could not articulate any other reason for his choice.
     
    Also last year, this same son was invited to compete for a slot in a rigorous academic program called Rainier Scholars. The organization's mission is to prepare children of color for a life of social and academic success. Ultimately, my son survived three rounds of testing and interviews to earn a spot in this program. During the competition process, parents were invited to attend a large meeting, which was held in South Seattle. As I sat in the auditorium and watched it fill with shades of brown, I became increasingly uncomfortable. My discomfort was not from fear of proximity to races different than my own, but simply because I suddenly felt so conspicuous, so WHITE! I was suddenly in the 2%.
     
    When we arrived home, I made a comment to my son about the experience.
     
    "That must have felt pretty cool to be in a room with so many people of color," I said.
     
    "Yeah," he said, succinct in his very 12-year-old way.
     
    "I felt kind of weird, like I stuck out," I continued.
     
    "Well, now you know how I feel everyday," he responded flatly.
     
    The statement hit me like a brick. I had moved my family into a good neighborhood, rented a house I couldn't afford, all so my boys could go to good schools, only to discover that the experience might be inflicting other, more significant problems, issues of race and identity. And given that statement, it is my belief that my son's motivation to compete for Rainier Scholars was spurred on more by the social gains he would realize than the academic. (He is not a boy who enjoys homework!)
     
    Regardless of motive, he has excelled, and Rainier Scholars is preparing him and his classmates to be the next leaders in their communities. Through the program, over the last six months, his role models have changed from celebrities on TV to teachers, doctors, and college student mentors with whom he can relate and engage in real dialogue on an ongoing basis. He has started carrying himself differently, and as I watch the transformation, my hopes for his success increase and I am more compelled to find him more role models.
     
    So, my sons and I started discussing Barack Obama.
     
    "Won't the first black President get shot?" my 12-year-old asks.
     
    "Well, I'm sure there would be assassination attempts. There are a lot of people in this country who aren't ready for a black President," I state. I hate to be so pessimistic, but it's hard to see things any other way.
     
    But I can see that my son hopes for a black President. I can sense that it's a big deal. (One of my son's favorite songs is President by Wyclef Jean.) I can see that he too is pessimistic, but he hopes things can be different anyway.
     
     
     
    So, it was with all this knowledge and baggage that I decided that my sons should listen to Barack Obama speak last night. Senator Obama was in town promoting his new book, The Audacity of Hope, and he spoke to a sold out crowd at Benaroya Hall. In the ten days since I had purchased the tickets, my sons had proudly told their friends and teachers that they were attending the lecture. They were excited about going.
     
    I have not had a chance to read this book yet, but I will write about it soon. In his speech, which was about the book, Senator Obama spoke about finding common ground, things that we could all agree upon, regardless of race, religion, or political party. He stated that if politicians truly listened to their constituents, perhaps we could start to mend the divisiveness of the past ten years in politics, and reclaim the American spirit that made this country great.
     
    From what I can tell, Barack Obama is a man who generates excitement in even the most cynical voter. He also draws a very diverse crowd, young, old, white, black, Muslim, Christian. He seems to speak from the heart, or shoot from the hip, depending on the issue. He's not afraid to make political jokes about his own party. His candor is so refreshing after six years of propaganda and political scapegoating, that you can't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
     
    But are we ready for a black President?
     
     
     
    "His father's black and his mother's white, but yet he's considered black," an African-American friend of mine states while we're waiting to have our book signed, "Is white blood really so thin?"
     
    "But his skin is on the outside," my son states, "and it's brown."
     
    "Perhaps it's not that white blood is so thin, but that our perception is so shallow," I counter.
     
    My son points at me and nods.
     
     
     
    It's our turn to get our book signed, and my twelve-year-old steps up with the book.
     
    "What's your name son?" Mr. Obama asks.
     
    My son announces his name, a name not unlike Senator Obama's in its uniqueness. The senator shakes his hand, and thanks him for coming.
     
    It's a simple thing, but my son steps away from the book signing table beaming from ear to ear.
     
    "That was so cool," he says, "I thought I was going to cry!"
     
    His older brother teases him, and tells him that he will still need to wash his right hand.
     
    "I hope you didn't give him a weak handshake," his older brother says.
     
    "No. Of course not. We practice our handshakes at Rainier Scholars in the handshake line." (Every Saturday, at the end of the day's classes, all 51 students file out and shake hands with their teachers.)
     
    I watch them teasing each other, as a mixture of pride and a torrent of thoughts swirl inside my mind. This experience was good for my boys. I wasn't wrong about that. I would vote for Barack Obama. I would vote for him, because I can relate to him, or perhaps because I think he could relate to me. I can relate to his single, white mother who went back to school when Barack was a boy. My sons can relate to him, with their mixed races and cultures. Deep down, you get the sense that this is a man who is firmly rooted and has not forgotten where he came from. He can relate to many, because he's never fully lived in one particular culture.
     
    But if he did become President? What then, if he were assassinated? What would that do to my boys? What would that say about our nation? What would that do to every person who wants to believe they can achieve anything they set their mind to, regardless of their background?
     
    "The Audacity of Hope" refers to seeing the ugliness around you and keeping the faith. It's about striving for something when most people will tell you it can't be done. It's about hope in the unseen.
     
    I hope that someday we, as a nation, can look past the color of a person's skin, and choose a leader, not because of race, gender, religion, family ties, or party affiliation, but because he or she respects and represents our differences as well as our common needs and goals.
     
    And I hope someday my sons will be able to look at the leadership of this country and feel that it is only the level of their own ambition, not the color of their skin or socio-economic class, that determines how far they go or what they can achieve.
    October 24

    Dodgeball - Week 2

    Week 2 of dodgeball did not go so well for me.
     
    I'll direct you to the team blog for the game highlights. http://www.underdogseattle.com/TeamPage.asp?teamchoice=7184&leaguechoice=533
     
    Basically, here's the deal. ALWAYS stretch before engaging in any physical exercise!
     
    But, I DID stretch. I stretched before our first match, and I played well.
     
    BUT THEN...
     
    we had twenty minutes between our first and second matches, time enough to cool down and stiffen up.
     
    I was sprinting to the line to grab a ball in the first set of our second match when I felt something in my left calf POP! My momentum carried me forward another step and I almost went down as my leg could no longer hold the weight of my body. I hopped to the sideline, and one of the officials quickly brought me ice. I sat there, jealous of my teammates because I couldn't play, and fighting off nausea because of the pain.
     
    After the games, my teammates helped me walk to my car, and when I arrived home, I had to crawl up my stairs on my hands and knees. My leg still could not take any weight.
     
    More ice...ibuprofen...ice...rest...ace bandage...a call to the doctor...ice...
     
    VERDICT
    A partially ruptured Achilles tendon!
     
    I'm in an air cast to the knee, and have another appointment with a sports medicine doctor on Friday to see if more will need to be done to repair it.
     
    Apparently there's a reason I hadn't played dodgeball since I was 12!
     
    I'm out for the season.
     
     
    As our team captain stated last week, "This game is more intense than Rugby, more intense than Bull Fighting, even more intense than climbing Everest….naked!"
    October 22

    IMDb to the Rescue

    Who the hell is Marc Singer?
     
    I'll be the first to admit that I don't keep up on pop culture like I should. I'm a bookworm. I don't have cable. My neighbor has cable. That's good enough for me. My kids usually keep me up-to-date on music, but they've given up on making me remember the names of celebrities.
     
    I don't care.
     
    Celebrities don't pay my bills.
     
    So, then I find myself at a birthday party in the presence of Marc Singer. Suddenly, I'm supposed to care. Everyone else seems to care. Men, women, and children are waiting to have their picture taken with him. What's the big deal, I think? Why would I want to have my picture taken with a man who can't even match his tie to his suit? The woman across the table from me, ten years my senior, certainly cares. She's gushing. I nod my head politely as Mr. Singer rambles on, accepting the woman's compliments and adding his own comments, which, to me, seem to lack a little grace and humility. All the while, I'm dying to ask him, "Who the hell are you? What would I have seen you in?"
     
    The event was a birthday party. No, let me rephrase that. It was a birthday FESTIVAL for Sifu John S.S. Leong of the Seattle Kung Fu Club. Over three hundred people gathered to celebrate the 30th 39th birthday of this Hung Gar Kung Fu master. (I'm not sure anyone is sure how old he really is.) Last night, inside the House of Hong, guests were treated to a party that seemed worlds apart from the usual downtown Seattle fare we are accustomed to. There was drumming, lion dancers, kung fu and tai chi demonstrations, and a feast like none I've been treated to in a long time.
     
    Notable guests included several of Chinatown's important businessmen and their wives, Seattle City Councilwoman Jan Drago and her family, Marc Singer, and others.
     
    This morning I had to cure my ignorance and look up Marc Singer on Internet Movie Database. It seems I was in the presence of The Beastmaster, and apparently he is the humble student and learned his moves from Sifu John Leong.
     
    I hope all of you "Young and the Restless" fans will forgive me.
    October 20

    The Giant's House

    This book is a National Book Award Finalist. The Giant's House is the wonderful, bittersweet story of a relationship between a lonely, small town librarian, and a young man, afflicted with giantism, 14 years her junior. Elizabeth McCracken's writing is exquisite, and her use of metaphors is masterful. The characters are quirky, vibrant, and well-developed. Ultimately, however, it is this book's thesis, the exploration of love, that makes this book so poignant.
     
    Some of my favorite examples from the book are below.
     
    McCracken's metaphors,
     
    "Even now, I remember Mrs. Sweatt as the embodiment of every sad love song ever written; she believed every musical statement of what love did to you when it went wrong, how it was like a poison without an antidote, how you'd never breathe right again. Most people feel that way only when the music plays; all her days, Mrs. Sweatt's heart was tuned to some radio frequency crammed with tragedy. Even that night in Provincetown (sitting on the sea wall, walking to the bar, drinking whiskey) she sounded like she was singing her sad, particular lyrics: Can't blame it on Cape Cod, guess I'll blame it on the boy."
    the astringent pessimism of the main character, the librarian, Peggy Cort,
    "Despite everything, I never felt jealous at weddings. I longed for love, yes, but I never saw that love was in greater supply at weddings than in butcher shops or department stores. The sight of a couple furtively holding hands beneath a restaurant table was more likely to remind me of the hopelessness of my life than any number of ladies dressed in giant christening gowns recitng words to become joined to a man in a rented suit. I do not like public ceremony, not graduations, not weddings; not pep rallies, nor church. Perhaps I simply do not understand trying to share one emotion (love, relief, faith, pep) with a quantity of strangers."
    her humor,
    "I want to hear about your past," he said.
    "My past," I told him, "is a series of practical jokes carried out by bored and nasty-minded boys."
    "Oh," he said. It wasn't the answer he'd wanted.
    But for some reason I couldn't help but elaorate.
    "Every now and then, I get offered a chair, and I think, nope, not going to fall for this again, but of course I do, and when I go to sit down, it's been pulled out from under me."
    "But your heart was never broken," said James.
    "Not my heart," I said, "I never landed on my heart."
    and observations.
    "People think that money is the hardest thing to ask for, but take my word for it: it's the easiest...people can tell you no and there's no hard feelings, or they give it to you and it's yours to spend. You ask for anything else in this world, and what happens? The answer might be no, or the answer might be a lie, or the answer might be a can of worms you don't want to open. Ask for a compliment, ask for love, ask for an explanation or an apology--either you don't get it, or what you get's counterfeit. But money: if it exists, you might get it, and it'll be as good as the money you get anywhere else..."

    But, finally, it was the passage below that really touched me and made me think about the nature of love the most.

    "On the bus ride home, I faulted myself. I should have known to stay, I thought. I should not be a coward. My love for James until this day had always been troublesome. I didn't think I was any good at it. No good at talking to people in general and sometimes him in particular. He could make me feel uncomfortable, because I did not always understand him. I did not understand myself when in his presence.

    The rest of the world fell in love, and the physics baffled me. I could see it happen--God knows, all around, I saw falling couples--but I did not understand the emotional gravity that allowed their descent.

    And then, like Newton, I felt it smack me over the head.

    Those people had made a decision, and then they fell; they did not find themselves hip deep in love and wonder how they got there. For years I'd waited for someone to love me: that was the permission I needed to fall in love myself, as though I were a pin sunk deep in a purse, watiing for a magnet to prove me metal. When that did not happen, I'd thought of myself as unlovable.

    But now, with James lonely in his hospital room, I realized that waiting like that was hopeless. I could wait forever and he might never know to love me back and I would live and then die with a tiny awful feeling that could have been love, had it ever seen light or oxygen...

    ...I did not love him like a brother. I did not love him like a son. And though I loved him because of his body, it wasn't his body I loved, not the body of some man I dreamed would hold me, a body containing secrets that would somehow transform my own...

    ...I loved him in a way that I have never and will never love anyone ever again, in a way I suspect--Peggy, always greedy--few people love, or have been love. I loved him because he was young and dying and needed me. I loved not only his height, but his careful way with any hobby, his earnestness, his strange sense of humor that always surprised me. I loved him because I wanted to save him, and because I could not. I loved him because I wanted to be enough for him, and I was not.

    I loved him because I discovered that day, after years of practice, I had a talent for it."

    I'm not sure why I connected to this passage so strongly, but I've thought about it over and over. Perhaps I could identify with her sentiments. Like Peggy, I'd often waited for people to love me first, to prove that I was lovable, and give me permission to love them back. But recently, I've realized that you can make a conscious choice to love, in spite of the fact that love may never be returned to you. You can love in spite of imperfections and often, in fact, because of them. Sometimes you may love against your better judgment, because it feels like the right thing to do, and so you do it anyway.

    And finally, sometimes you love because you sense that your love is needed, but more importantly,...

    ...because loving someone else fills a need within you.

     

     

     
    October 16

    DODGEBALL!!

    I've never been an athlete. Ever.
     
    I get fiesty when I get competitive, but I'm no athlete...
     
    ...and now I'm playing dodgeball.
     
    My boys, all of them athletic, are suddenly high-fiving me in the bathroom as I sit on the edge of the tub and put hydrogen peroxide on my skinned knee. They're so proud of me. I went sliding across a gymnasium floor tonight trying to save a red rubber ball from going out of bounds. I caught another one in the nose. I was a maniac!
     
    I think the last time I played dodgeball I was 12! But after a hard, long day at work, it was a great way to let off some steam. My friend, Susan, convinced me to play on her team from work as her sub. I agreed, thinking I wouldn't get much playing time. Wouldn't you know it? The first night, one of the women calls in sick. I played the whole 40 minutes!
     
    I had so much fun! I met some very cool people, and I'm ready for 6 more weeks of this action!
     
    Plus, it was a great workout.
     
    The sting in my knee will go away and I'm ready for more next week.
     
     
    "NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD. NOBODY!" White Goodman, from the movie 'Dodgeball'
    October 11

    Matthews Claret 2004

    Every once in a while, when I'm commuting back and forth to work, slaving away at the computer, or making dinner for the kids, I think to myself, "It would be a shame to get to the end of this life and not really have lived," but today was not one of those days.
     
    There are few things that draw me across the SR520 bridge to brave contact with the generally pretentious, plastic people of the Eastside. I'll go for things that intrigue me, a Microsoft usability study, the occasional handsome gentleman, and...
     
    ...wine bottling.
     
    I figured I hadn't had that experience yet, so why not?
     
    I recently signed up through Matthews Cellars website to volunteer during harvest and bottling, and boom! Not two days later I received an email asking if I would be interested in helping them bottle their Claret 2004. I checked at work, asked for time off, and off I went towards the wineries of Woodinville, Washington.
     
    I had no idea what to expect. I was armed only with curiousity and a desire to know more about the wine business. As I drove across the bridge, I wondered if I was in over my head. Would it be hard work? I'm accustomed to sitting in front of a computer all day.
     
    No, I thought. I grew up on a ranch where we raised over 300 head of registered Black Angus cattle. I had helped bale and load semi trucks full of hay, been up at 5 a.m. every morning to milk the cows before school, and been bucked off a horse several times, all before the age of twelve. Comparatively, wine bottling was probably for pansies.
     
    Well, although most of the process is automated. Wine bottling is no cakewalk. I'm scheduled for a massage on Friday. I figure it will take two days for the lactic acid in my muscles to really show itself. Don't get me wrong. I had a great time, and I met some pretty cool people, but I got stationed on the labeling and palleting end of the line. The case comes down; you slap a label on it; you flip it upside down and stack it on a pallet. That doesn't sound so bad until you consider that in the course of two days Matthews Cellars will bottle approximately 3,000 cases of wine. There were usually three of us loading the pallets. Sometimes there were two. Sometimes there were four. But you do the math, and suddenly you understand why I'm looking forward to my massage.
     
    A semi truck trailer actually houses the bottling equipment. The wine is pumped from the tank in the winery to the trailer and the bottling equipment. Bottles are sent through the line, corks are loaded into a hopper, the bottles are filled, corked, sealed, labeled, boxed, and down they roll for the cases to be labeled and palleted. That's the process in a nutshell.
     
    Not surprisingly, many Woodinville wineries depend on volunteers for help with harvest, crush, and bottling. Wineries vary, but generally, volunteers are treated to morning coffee and pastries, lunch, and wine.
     
    The people who participate are as mixed as the grapes in the claret, but all have one thing in common: an interest in wine. Some are true vinophiles. One woman has volunteered at local wineries for years, and told me she was a 'Wine Ambassador.' I checked, and it's not just code word for wine groupie. There is a Washington Wine Ambassador Progam.
     
    But, call us vinophiles, Wine Ambassadors, or wine groupies, what it comes down to...we will work for wine!
     
    For the most part, harvest and crush are finished for this year, but bottling generally happens twice a year, in the spring and in the fall. Wine bottled this fall will be stored in its cases (upside down) until spring.
     
    Thus, Matthews Claret 2004 will be released in spring 2007.
     
    My bottles are happpily stored in my basement.
     
    Cheers!
     
     
    October 06

    Public Drunkeness

    Late night
    bus can get me home anytime.
    Solitary woman
    on the bus.
    Drunken men all around.
    try to be polite
    friendly.
     
    Fuck you.
     
    You,
    Me,
    Karaoke
    You be Hall.
    I'll be Oates.
    Yeah.
    High five.
    Just to make conversation.
     
    Fuck you.
     
    Drunk ass muther fucker.
    Leave me alone.
    Reek of piss in your own corner.
    I'm tired of being nice.
    Tell your story to someone else.
    I want to get home.
     
    Fuck you.
     
    Male faults,
    permissable because of your gender.
    and me...
    I should act like a lady.
     
    Fuck you.
     
    Late night on the bus...
    is no place for a lady.
    October 04

    Angels and Demons

    My review of 'The DaVinci Code' was not very nice, but at the urging of a friend, I decided to read another book by Dan Brown. "Angels and Demons" was far better. The writing is better; the plot moves faster; and it's set in Rome.
     
    There is a chance that I enjoyed it more than 'The DaVinci Code' for the simple fact that it was set in a city I know well. I have actually visited, and, in some cases, studied, the works of art which serve as key points in the story. I could picture the streets, the churches, the sculptures. I thoroughly enjoyed this book, and was actually a little sad when I came to the end.
     
    I will never call Dan Brown a great writer, but "Angels and Demons" was an entertaining book.
    August 28

    From the Mouths of Babes....

     
     
    I received this today via email, and thought it was cute enough to share.
     
    The Wonderful Way That Children See Things
     
    NUDITY
     
    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt! "
     
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
    HONESTY
     
    My 4-year-old son Zachary came running out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "You better throw this one away too, 'cause it fell in the toilet a couple days ago.
     
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    OPINIONS
     
    On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
     
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    KETCHUP
     
    A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
     
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    MORE NUDITY
     
    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
     
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    ELDERLY
     
    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter with me. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
     
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    DRESS-UP
     
    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her father donning a tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not darling?" "You know it always gives you a headache the next morning."
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    SCHOOL
     
    A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
     
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    BIBLE
     
    A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

    August 16

    The Da Vinci Code

    For the last couple of years it seemed like I was the only person who had NOT read 'The Da Vinci Code'.
     
    So I finally did it!
     
    Can I just say, I was disappointed.
     
    The story is good. It's entertaining, but come on! Dan Brown is someone I would NOT consider as a great writer. Let's just put it this way...
     
    I do NOT like it when the end of each chapter feels like we're going to commercial! If I am going to be propelled through a book, I appreciate it when the story is so good, I can't put it down. I like books that flow seamlessly from chapter to chapter. I'm sorry, but a cliffhanger as the parting sentence in a chapter seems little more than manipulation to me. It's like when you go to Vegas and you're forced to walk through the casinos. It's like the last minute drama at the end of a soap opera, or the rat maze you're forced to walk through when you visit IKEA! I don't like doing any of the above things, and I did not particularly like Dan Brown's style of writing for this reason.
     
    The one thing I did enjoy was delving into the art Brown discusses in 'The Da Vinci Code.' I pulled my Italian art book off the shelf, and studied each piece while I read this book. That made the book interesting for me.
     
    Overall, I would give this book three stars out of five. Two stars deducted for not being a smoother manipulator of his readers.
     
    Lastly, I know I'm behind the trend, but I haven't seen the movie yet either. I will wait for the DVD. I'm in no rush. I was also told I would probably find his first book, 'Angels and Demons', more interesting simply because it's set in Rome, a city I know fairly well. The book has been loaned to me by a friend, and, so far, I'm actually enjoying it. The writing is better, and it doesn't have that 'I'm trying to be a screenplay' feeling.
     
    Ciao!
    August 02

    Bush Pilot

    A German collegue of mine sent this link which explains why so much has gone wrong over the last six years...
     
    Check it out here.
     
     
    July 30

    What if?

    What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
    July 26

    I am a girl who smells the roses....

    I am a girl who smells the roses.
    He said he "fell out of love with me."
    "He couldn't tame you," the next one says.
    Three times engaged and never married,
    what does that say?
     
    I live in the present.
    I run my fingers through grasses
    as they extend past their fences.
    I touch their freedom.
    Mourn their captivity.
    Marvel in their beauty.
     
    I am a race horse,
    high-spirited and wild.
    I live for the wind in my mane.
    Let me run.
     
    I pick flowers that don't belong to me,
    wave at young girls as they play,
    laugh at the silliness of boys.
     
     I embrace each day,
    feel the sun on my face,
    and stop and smell the roses.
     
     

    © 2005 Wilma

     
     
    July 25

    Everything Has a Gender

    You may not know this, but many nonliving things have a gender.
     
    1. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
    2. Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
    3. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
    4. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and, of course, there's the whole hot air part.
    5. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable, and  retain water.
    6. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
    7. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
    8. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
    9. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
    10. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it would me male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
    July 16

    Ahhh...the importance of proofreading

     
    Never underestimate the power of proper grammar and spell-checker. Here are some classics  (from un-proofed Church Bulletins!)
     
     
    Church Bulletins
     
    They're Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for good church
    folks with computers. These sentences actually appeared in
    church bulletins or were announced in church services:

    The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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    The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"
    The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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    Our youth basketball team is back in action
    Wednesday at 8 PM in the
    recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ
    the King.
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    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance
    to get rid of those
    things not worth keeping around the house. Bring
    your husbands.
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    The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
    canceled due to a conflict.
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    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
    community.  Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone
    who doesn't care much about you.
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    Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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    Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way
    again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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    For those of you who have children and don't know
    it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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    Next Thursday there w ill be tryouts for the choir.
    They need all the help they can get.
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    The Rector will preach his farewell message after
    which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
    October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their 
    school  days.
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    A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
    church hall.  Music
    will follow.
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    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
    will be "What Is Hell?"
    Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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    Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to
    the addition of several
    new members and to the deterioration of some older
    ones.
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    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other
    items to be recycled.
    Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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    Please place your donation in the envelope along
    with the deceased person
    you want remembered.
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    The church will host an evening of fine dining,
    super entertainment and
    gracious hostility.

    Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
    medication to follow.
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    The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
    every kind. They may be
    seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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    This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in
    the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to
    sin.
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    Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at
    10 AM.  All ladies are
    invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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    The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
    congregation would lend
    him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast
    next Sunday.
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    Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at
    7 PM. Please use the back door.
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    The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
    Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7PM. The congregation is invited
    to attend this tragedy.
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    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
    Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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    The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
    tithing campaign slogan
    last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours"
    July 14

    Italia!

    I know I'm about a week late saying this, but Congrats to the Italia World Cup Soccer team!!!
     
    I love this photo of revelers in the Fontana di Trevi in Roma!!!!
     
    Click here to check it out.
     
    July 01

    Mozart Beyond the Grave

    When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

    Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to
    it.The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

    When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

    He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

    So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth.."

    Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
    June 30

    The Devil in the White City

    Wow! I just finished reading "The Devil in the White City" today, and I must say, I will be hard-pressed to find a book this good again anytime soon.
     
    It is non-fiction that reads like fiction. It's filled with excitement, horror and suspense, and it's all true!
     
    The setting is Chicago at the turn of the century, and the story documents the planning, design, construction and effects of the Chicago World's Fair, otherwise known as the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition. If the book were simply written about this one subject, I would probably still find it fascinating for the 'White City', created by architects and landscape architect, Frederick Law Olmstead, was profoundly influential to American urban planning and architecture. For anyone in the allied professions of architecture, landscape architecture, or engineering, the process of the Fair's construction is interesting in its own right, and many inventions and products that we still use today came out of this six month fair.
     
    At the same time, however, Chicago's first serial killer is meticulously bringing unsuspecting young women under his spell. He courts them and even marries them, only to delay and plan their untimely disappearances. The calculated, careful, and plodding way in which H. H. Holmes finds, entices,  and kills his victims will make your skin crawl.
     
    Beyond a good story, a true story, the subjects have been meticulously researched and woven together to create a truly masterful work.